(Preemptive slight warning! The next reply is going to be a little on the saucy side for the sake of a joke. It’s not porn or explicit (no genitals, never), but it’s pretty direct, and there’s a chance not all of you want to see that. I’ll tag anything questionable with #saucy.

This is never going to be a R34 blog. But it’s about two characters in a romantic, and sexual, relationship, and I’m going to take the chance to make dumb sex jokes. So if that’s not your thing, it’s okay, just blacklist #saucy! Thank you!

~the management)